I think I figured out the issue (I usually exhaust possible answers before posting, but this time I jumped the gun a bit), so I need the post deleted, but it doesn't seem like there is a delete button for the post...
Can I suggest a “delete” post function please?
You mean like the trashcan in this screenshot?
I mean, delete a thread.
Doesn't look like you can delete a thread but you could edit away the title and first post to nothing or something like "mods please delete". Of course if they want to delete it or not is another story
Or you could just flag it with a mod... you know, by using the flag button