Got ahold of a 2015 15" MacBook Pro with a smashed screen, a locked (but wipe-able) SSD but otherwise a good amount of replacement parts to keep my @jaysee supplied unit as fresh as possible.
I had only intended to replace the keycaps and give it a good clean inside and out when I discovered it was a good thing I had done so–because my battery had expanded. Again. I only did the official replacement a few years back, and I was very disappointed to find it had happened again. Unfortunately, the logic board of the donor unit was a different revision, and the battery had a differently placed connector. However, I removed the expanded battery out of an abundance of caution and ordered a new one which I found easy to install. I have chose not to unwrap the adhesive in case I need to do this again. I plan to drive this thing until it dies. It may get Ventura via OpenCore, but when it stops getting Monterey security updates, I’ll probably just clone my Linux set up.
I also ordered an external case for the (now wiped) SSD. So I now have a USB-C M.2 256GB travel drive and the WiFi card is going to a union mate who has a 2015 13" and is having difficulty locating one.
Suck it, Apple. We will not comply.